Several years ago, whilst hiking inside the excellent nation, my brother plus I were sitting about the camp fire plus throwing out tips for a “get wealthy quick” scheme. We were almost hysterical considering the details you might market about TV plus raking inside the fortunes.
I came up with “No Ball”.
We embellished the idea of the fresh toy product with that nobody can be hurt plus no damage may be performed to individual property. We might just purchase a variety of boxes, clear, plus ship to customers for $19.99, plus shipping & processing fees. Larger boxes, naturally, might expense a little more.
We might fill the commercials with persons about movie experiencing the joy of playing with all the modern toy. The stars will be shown merely following having tossed the toy at windows, others, etc. We may guarantee the toy might pose no risk to folks, dogs or property. It is environmentally secure.
We realized which because shortly because the millions of fools buying “No Ball” were completed looking their clear boxes they might start keeping attorneys. We suspected you may be charged with fake advertising or product scam. Our protection will be, “we can’t be held responsible for individuals acquiring themselves with an clear box, because that has been truly the only product really shown found on the ads”. Or better yet, the 9000ft altitude had affected the ability to cause or talk more eloquently.
I have invested years laughing regarding this program plus have shared it with a some like-minded entrepreneurs, a few of who have mulled the idea about for awhile, considering when they can create it function.
Just whenever I was prepared to provide it all up, the Democrats usurped my idea. Obamacare is the “No Ball”. The just difference inside this program plus mine is the fact that folks is hurt. Honestly, the guarantee that has been not available, is the fact that folks is hurt. Not just financially, nevertheless the bodily toll about those inside need of health care is astonishing.
Since it has become obvious which Obamacare is not medical, yet very an attempt to eliminate the insurance industry, guiding Americans to depend only about government to satisfy their requires, you have been available an clear box. And certain are clamoring for it. Obviously, the uninsured might obtain the heavier boxes, as well as the center class usually purchase the biggest boxes, whilst getting the smallest. The “fat cats” might buy all models, getting just those the government believes they need.
How, then, does the government offer the product they are pushing? This really is where the “shipping & processing” fees come inside. These are generally just “exchanges”, “market places”. A middle-man is a middle-man is a middle-man. The middle-man accepts the income without the danger of the manufacturer or the customer. There has usually been a great deal of derisive commentary about middle-men, however, today, with government taking about which character, middle-men have become the saviors of the “broken” program.
I regret, inside hindsight, not advertising “No Ball”, because I see it might have been a big hit. For a while. Until enough customers realized it became a con all along.
And I will be sorry for those acquiring themselves inside a condition where they had to advertise family evening with an clear box, based about assurances I gave them.