“I’m here to meet the challenge of a lot of people for ALS. This was not on my bucket list, pardon the expression. A lot of people challenged me. Kenny Rogers dared me. Kenny said you’ll never do it with your false hair, your false eyelashes, and your false nails. Kenny, you’d be surprised at what all I do with my falsies for a good cause and a good laugh. My shoes are plastic but then again so is the rest of me. You’re dying to see this hairdo go down the drain, ain’t you? Although, I didn’t challenge anyone, I do challenge everybody to make a generous donation like I did! Kenny, you gotta pay extra for the wet t-shirt contest!” - Dolly Parton
Aide rushes to help Hillary as she struggles to climb one step in Florida.