You understand it’s going to be superior whenever an post regarding a Democratic prospect for governor starts with this paragraph:
Maryland Attorney General Douglas F. Gansler mentioned Thursday which showing up at a “beach week” party of teens plus not researching whether there was clearly underage drinking was “a mistake which I prepared.”
No kidding there, Sparky. Especially because there’s a pic of him attentively viewing a girl twerk – or was it a bump-and-grind? – about several bro wearing what I hope to God are shorts with an American flag pattern**. Wait wait wait… there’s a freaking pic of Attorney General Gansler taking pictures of the Twerker as well as the Bro.
So, yeah, the Maryland Democratic gubernatorial main merely got either a lot more dull, or perhaps a lot less dull, depending about the way you consider it.
Via Jake Tapper, a really good guy whom deserves to be provided pie.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
PS: This really is what occurs whenever we allow the Democrats run any state for too long: they conclude which regulations are details which others need to follow.
*Yes, I stole which from Jim Acosta of CNN. I stole which WITH PRIDE. Because it was WORTH stealing, plus Mr. Acosta is a freaking genius for coming up with which line.
**Because when which child was wearing an American flag because a kilt then Douglas Gansler must merely go home today. And stop his job because Attorney General for Maryland.